Elessar The Porg WhispererMean Girls and the Emptiness of Remaking a ClassicSpoilers for Mean Girls. But seriously, that movie is 20 years old.6 min read·Jan 31, 2024----
Elessar The Porg WhispererPriscilla and How We Talk About ElvisSpoilers for Priscilla, which is honestly based on a real story so how much of a spoiler warning does it require?6 min read·Nov 11, 2023----
Elessar The Porg WhispererFixing Cyberpunk 2077Massive spoilers for Cyberpunk 207710 min read·Oct 22, 2023----
Elessar The Porg WhispererI Want to go to the World’s FairSpoilers for We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, like all of it.5 min read·Mar 26, 2023----
Elessar The Porg WhispererHigh School and the Haze of Assumed HeterosexualityNote: Spoilers for High School. The 2022 TV show, not like, the time period of your life.4 min read·Dec 7, 2022----
Elessar The Porg WhispererQueertober Part 8: The RetreatOne thing that I find odd is, despite slasher and home invasion movies often being framed as a monster hunting innocent people, it’s very…4 min read·Nov 11, 2022----
Elessar The Porg WhispererQueertober Part 7: The PerfectionIf there is one kind of representation I hate almost as much as demonization, it’s idolization. I don’t just want queer stories, I want…4 min read·Oct 31, 2022----
Elessar The Porg WhispererQueertober Part 6: Lyle“Movie X But With Y” is a time honored tradition in movies. Think of how many movies you’ve seen that could be described as “Die Hard but…3 min read·Oct 27, 2022----
Elessar The Porg WhispererQueertober Part 4: PoisonIn the early 90s, as queer media by queer creators began to gain greater prominence, there was a movement called New Queer Cinema. What…4 min read·Oct 15, 2022----